You know what Uzi is, right? The open-bolt, blowback-operated submachine gun? I didn’t know that part either but Wikipedia does not lie. But there is more. This one chap at my university would use just one notebook for every subject and that one notebook is all he would carry all day. Compact and fit for most scenarios with plenty of capacity. Hence, he called it Uzi. Below is my Uzi – all subjects, shot randomly, shown in a compact form.
I have no clue how this worked out for the Uzi man and whether he graduated in the end but I am willing to try the idea here anyway.